Are you there God? It’s me, Rick Perry….

Posted on August 14, 2011 by

Lawd, y’all, he’s gone done it now.

Rick Perry, illustrious Governor of Texas, who once attempted to invoke his authority to enhance the balance sheet of his friends at Merck, is going for it – he wants you to want him to be President, and most importantly he wants you to believe he’s a religious conservative.

But in Texas, Gov. Perry chose to bypass the legislature and on Feb. 2, 2007, he issued an executive order making Texas the first state in the country requiring all sixth-grade girls to receive the three-shot vaccination series (which cost about $120 per shot). The move generated a fierce public debate. Conservatives slammed Perry for promoting what they saw as an intrusion by the state into private health decisions of parents and their children. Some also complained that the mandate would encourage promiscuity among teenagers.


Just remember, if you vote for this man – you get what you get, don’t throw a fit.  He is the consummate fake Santa.

Good night, and good luck.