Did I just get insulted by the help?

Posted on May 6, 2013 by

I’ve been watching the mind-boggling genius of German Christofeminist Extraordaire Ursula von der Leyen fighting the good fight for more female company managers. This is something I’ve just decided to file under #firstworldproblems and #howthewestwaslost.

But Ursula is apparently an amateur. As in all things femtastic, trust an American to show you the proper way to act like a world-class Churchian bitch. The real test of equality is whether or not we can censor every damn thing men say that might possibly make us at all uncomfortable. Girlz rule and boyz drool, and we can’t let them forget. Ever. Because we’ve come a long way, baby, and we’re not done beating our oppressors into submission yet.

When you are part of the royalty, you have the power to silence your subjects with a mere, “That’s not funny. Off with his head!”

Ah… I do so love being queen of this sinking ship. And remember, dear readers, self-righteousness is also righteousness.

Posted in: Gender Dynamics