Posted on May 18, 2013
It’s official #ThingsJesusNeverSaid day at TC. Here are some memes to start out with, but we can have fun thinking up a few of our own and tweeting them.
May 18, 2013
You must follow the holy commandments of socailist distribution, because heaven is on earth.
You must obey the holy marketplace of St Adam Smith, because heaven is on earth
“Smart phones are of the devil.”
He never said that either but he probably should have. LOL.
Catch y’all later.
This is not mine, but it is good.
These are great. The second to last one’s my favorite. My favorite bit C. S. Lewis’s Mere Christianity was the part about Jesus couldn’t merely be a good moral teacher or philospher; either he truly was the Son of God, or he was a madman or worse. There’s no real middle ground.
My brother is one such idiot that thinks this sort of bunk. His personal theory is that Jesus was a cool hippy dude, and the early church was about free love and shit, but then St. Paul came along and fucked it up for everybody and persecuted the womens and shit.
DC Al Fine
@ Cecil Harvey
Your brother is right. You know all those 60’s hippy communes are all totally about chastity personal holiness, right? 😛
Free love groups become social conservatives overnight all the time 😛
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