I haven’t even been born yet, but I’m already creating scandal.
They took a picture of me in my mommy’s tummy while she’s wearing a tank-top and all of the nice ladies were very horrified. Partly horrified because my parents are in a cheesy pose and partly because only whores wear tank-tops (everybody knows that), but mostly horrified because my daddy is a white man married to an Asian woman. The nice ladies are now talking about how I’m going to be deranged and godless, and predicting my eminent demise.
Can you at least wait until I get there to start writing me off? Thanks.